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I don’t know about you guys but it seems to me that the tinier a chick’s boobies are, the more likely she is to be able to stuff just about anything into her puss. I know that this theory is complete bullshit but every chick I have dated with little boobs has always begged me to stuff her wet vag with just about anything.

Just last night I met this sexy brunette babe with lil but perfect jugs. Her nipples were as hard as diamonds and her twat was shaved clean. We start making out and then before I know it – she bring out this dong that looks like a fucking thermos. Sure it might be shaped like some dudes hard man meat but this thing is chubby! I watched as she rubbed that monster between her vag lips and was in absolute awe as she managed to fit that bastard into her twat! After she finished with her toy I was a petite overwhelmed but when I slid my boner into her vagina it was as tight as anything I had ever penetrated. What an great little slut!

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Some babes refuse to grow up when it comes to their favorite childhood things and in this case we have quite the story. You see, this particular hottie has always maintained her collection of Barbie dolls and most people tease her about it. She just smiles very coyly and tells all of them that she just loves to keep her favorite childhood memories around her at all times.

What everyone doesn’t realize is that when she is alone her Barbie’s come to life in ways 1 would never imagine. After slowly undressing them and rubbing them down with some baby oil, her former toys come to life as her new found sex toys. It isn’t long before these dolls are finding there way into all of her holes. She especially likes it when that 1 special doll slides deep into her wet cunt all the way up to its neck. After fucking her toys all night long and cumming all over them she makes sure everything is back in its proper place come the next morning.

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This site is full of babes that love sticking weird things in their pussies. U name it and they are ready to see if it will fit and if it doesn’t fit right away they just grab some more lube and make it fit.

These chickz love to pull a condom over the nearest phallic shaped object and give their holes a fuck. If they are in the kitchen they’ll use wooden spoons, vegetables, and all sorts of stuff. In the bathroom I saw one babe brushing her clit with an electronic toothbrush once. At parties there are bottle of all sizes that fit so nicely into their juicy snatches. Pens, drummers’ sticks, mop handles, and knives – those are only a few of the things you’re likely to find!

This babe even stole the speculum from her doctor’s office so she could play with it at home. Freaky babes are awesome.

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Some babes are just born with a curious mind and this hottie is 1 of them. She’s always been fascinated with her body and the things it can do and the reactions she gets when she plays with herself – whether it is her own body’s reaction or the reaction of an interested audience.

She’s kinda kinky, too, so she loves to find different objects to stuff her snatch with. Different sizes and different textures really turn her on so almost anything than can fit inside her wet vag does go in there! This time she’s found a few bic pens and she’s having some fun twirling them around inside her tiny slut. Looks like she’s having a great time doesn’t it?

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Penny Lane is this cute looking woman who you’d never guess had a fetish for putting things in her slut. She’s been fascinated with her vagina ever since she was a lil young babe and discovered that thing would go inside her and better yet, it felt good! She eventually had sex of course but she found that cocks and fingers just weren’t as satisfying as all the bizarre objects she could find around the house.

One of her favorite places to find kunt stuffing objects is the kitchen. This knife sharpener felt really cool to her because of the cool steel and the ridges along the side. And if she wants a little more substance she just turns it around and uses the thicker handle. There’s all sort of other things in the kitchen with handles and great shapes and textures and she can play with her puss for hours.

Jordan always throws the greatest parties. People drink and get drunk and sometimes they even head off to a bedroom or the bathroom for a mid-party fuck. Often enough it’s Jordan in the middle of the fun so I made a bet with her that she couldn’t go an entire party without blowing someone in the bathroom or fucking them in the bedroom. She took the challenge.

Now I know Jordon – she’s a pretty horny small bitch – so I was watching her carefully. But she didn’t cave the whole night so I lost my $50. I was the designated driver though so I was in and out a lot throughout the night. But I had people watching her while I was gone. After the last person had been driven home I thought I’d drop by and give her the winnings. What a surprise. She must have forgotten to lock the door because when I walked in I found her with her legs spread open fucking her skank with and empty wine bottle. She was really working that thing, too; grinding her hips against it and a look of pure ecstasy on her face. I watched until she came. Then she opened her eyes and saw me holding out the $50 bill to her.

“That was so worth it,” I said with a large smile on my face as I walked out the door. The last thing I heard was a pillow or something hitting the door!

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Have u ever met 1 of those kinds of babes that are just up for anything, anytime? Chickz that will take off for a foreign country at the blink of an eye, jump off a cliff into the ocean, or stuff their pussies with the most bizarre objects? Well, Epifany is that kind of woman.

She came over to our house one night and my husband was just home from work. As it often does with Epifany, the conversation turned towards sex and we got talking about the things that we’d tried to put into our snatches to get off. Epifany is a lot more adventurous than I am so she shocked me pretty easily. She bragged that there wasn’t much that wouldn’t fit in her slut so my husband challenged her. You see, he works in construction and he just happened to bring home one of those orange pylons. He rushed off to the bathroom to give it a wash and then came back and said he’d bet her a hundred bucks that she couldn’t even get the top of it into her coocher. Epifany doesn’t back down from dare, so she stroked up her skirt, whipped off her panties and requested my husbands help. Well, not only did he get it in there but he made he cream, too, right there on our couch!

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This chick Ivy is a ho pure and simple. The best part is that she doesn’t really give a damn what anyone might think of that. She likes her sex and she especially loves to find all kinds of twisted peen shaped objects to stuff into her puss when the time is right.

Tonight is like almost every other night for our Ivy as she has found plenty of toys that she plans to use for later on. U watch Ivy has decided to do a friend a favor and act as the entertainment for his bachelor party. He knew she would do it because she is just that kinky.

After some dance routines which led to Ivy losing all of her clothes, out came all of her toys and the fun really began. She was popping everything that was even remotely shaped like a peen in and out of her vag. The guys all had a amazing time and Ivy made sure at least two of them left with her later that night.

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Truth or dare is one of my favorite party games – especially if the babes you’re playing with are kinda kinky and a petite bit nasty. I hit the jackpot last weekend when we were at this frat party where all the chickz were young and totally slutty. They were up for anything so I suggested a game of truth or dare. Turned out to be a really good idea!

1 of the babes there was Krystal and she was totally crazy. She had this long wavy hair and eyes that were just begging for us to play with her. Her first dare was to get nude and show us all her amazing body. She had no problem with that and even did a super sexy strip tease for us all. Then she stayed nude as we did the rounds. When it was my turn to make a dare, I dared her to fuck one of the empty wine bottles. And can you believe she did it? Right there in front of us all, she stood the wine bottle up, mounted it and slid it right into her wet muff. She slid her twat up and down on it and flicked her fingers over her clit until she came, loud and proud! I bet she gets invited to a lot of parties!

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Lexi is a newlywed but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t know every sexual trick in the book. She had seen plenty of action before her wedding day but for some reason most men just never understood her one fantasy of stuffing all sorts of different objects into her tight petite puss. Her new husband was aware of all of Lexi’s fetishes and actually encouraged her every time she found something new to try.

Today while taking care of the kitchen floor Lexi was her usual self, alone and nude while cleaning the house. Working around the house in the nude was nothing new for her but once she felt the perfectly shaped handle of the floor mop it was time to take a break! She found her way to the living room, laid back on the sofa and began to slowly ease the smooth handle of the mop in between her vag lips. It only took a few minutes for Lexi to become totally wet as she slid the handle deeper and deeper inside her.

She had an explosive orgasm and made sure to give husband a repeat performance of her newest find later that evening.