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I knew this lady once who had a ton of stuffed toys on her bed. I thought it was just 1 of those girly things – you know how some babes hang on to their stuffed toys forever? It drives me insane, but whatever. Long as they don’t have to be on the bed while I’m fucking her. That just freaks me out.

Anyway, I’d been seeing her for awhile and she gave me a key to her apartment so I could come and go when I wanted. That was kind of cool. I used to go over in the evening after work when I needed some release sometimes and 1 night I really needed a good fuck. So I go over there and hear moaning from the bedroom. I think she’s fucking some other guy so I go in there ready to raise hell and find her with one of her stuffed animals legs buried in her slut. I watched from the door way until I couldn’t stand it any more and then I jumped her and she came as soon as I sank my weiner in her vagina.

She told me later that she had a thing for freaky insertions and did it freak me out? LOL – well, I fucked her again just to show her how petite it freaked me out!

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U would not believe how incredibly muff obsessed some babes are. These chickz are always looking for something new and bizarre to stuff their cunts with. They love the new textures and the new feelings and like to find things that will get them off faster and faster.

Missy is 1 of those babes. I’ve seen her fuck her twat with the most bizarre and twisted objects u can imagine. The stranger it is the more it seems to turn her on. I especially like this vid where she fucks her twat with her hair brush! I guess she really liked all the ridges on the handles because her skank was just dripping wet and she really wet to town ramming that thing in her hole. And guy, did she ever come hard! She was screaming and bucking her hips like a crazy thing as she shuddered in 1 hell of an orgasm.

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There are babes that like vibrators and chickz that get off on stuffing themselves with veggies but you’ll never find babes that get off on fucking themselves with weird and bizarre objects like the babez at Twisted Objects.  The stranger the object and the more bizarre the penetration the hotter they get over it.

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 Sophia is 1 of the sexy chickz that have a fetish for bizarre skank fucking.  1 rainy day she discovered how wonderful her umbrella could be.  That curved hand had a great texture and was perfect for getting to her g-spot.  And the umbrella was so nice and long that it gave her a chance to maneuver it into the exact right position.  In fact it worked so good that it didn’t take her long at all before she was writhing around with the umbrella handled up her ho and getting ready for a major orgasm.  Sophia likes rainy days more than ever now!

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I don’t know what it is about these babes that gets me off but whatever it is it works. I have a think for this website, Twisted Objects. All the chickz there are intent on getting off with the most bizarre object. Take this babe. I almost bust a nut when I saw her film. She’s sitting in her living room, all horny and everything, when she reaches over to the side table and grabs a couch leg (I don’t know what the hell it was doing just lying there) and starts stuffing her muff with it! She gives her twat a serious working over with that thing until suddenly she’s cumming like crazy. So was I.

These babes at Twisted Objects are seriously depraved. They will stick damn near anything up their twats just to find out how good it feels. I’ve seen babez fucking themselves with toothbrushes, beer bottles, broom handles, and all sorts of bizarre objects. You have to dl it to believe it!

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Candy doesn’t like to be left unsatisfied so even on those nights when she can’t be with her stud or someone else that can make her cream she finds lots of ways to get herself off. On a night like tonight, when she’s at home, she reaches for her trusty vibrator. This thing purrs like a kitten and makes her bitch purr as well! She’s not always at home when she has the need to satisfy herself though so sometimes she has to get creative. One night when she was staying at a friend’s house she used her friend’s dad’s toothbrush! Another night, after crashing at a party she used an empty beer bottle. And one time, when her date had too much to drink and passed out before he could fuck her she used the candle sticks from the romantic dinner he made her. His loss. Candy knows that there are lots of things that are fun to fuck with!

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My girlfriend, Marla, said she was going to stay home and do some of the house cleaning one Saturday afternoon. I was headed out for a run in the park and didn’t think anything of it. So I had my run and then came home and you wouldn’t believe what I found! I walked in the door and I guess I must have been kind of quiet because she obviously didn’t hear me. She was too busy moaning and groaning in the living room. At first I thought she had another dude there or something but when I peeked in I found her with her legs spread open and her bitch stuffed with the end of the feather duster! She was really working herself over with the handle of that thing! I watched for a moment as she slid that duster in and out of her juicy vagina but I couldn’t just stand there for long. I went and gave her a hand!

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There’s something about a babe that is not afraid to experiment that is really hot. I went out with this lady in college and she was very experimental. She loved to try new things so when we went back to her place after a frat party and I suggested she give me a show she was all up for it. She decided to show me how she’d like me to fuck her slut by fucking herself with a beer bottle. She slid that thick bottle into her vagina nice and slow and began to work her kunt over. She just kept getting wetter and wetter and pretty soon she was really pounding her gash. With me watching and stroking my meat, she kept fucking her puss and pinching her nipples until she came in a shuddering orgasm. After that she sucked my boner until I came all over her boobs.

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U know I started dating this lady because I’d finally given up on finding the perfect woman – u know – the one that is a young babe in public but a sex goddess in the bedroom? I started going out with Gina because I thought that at least I could bring her home to my folks. But I found out a few weeks into our relationship that she IS the perfect teen. She has a killer body and a adorable disposition and I know my Mom is going to love her – as long as I don’t tell her what a freak she is in the bedroom. Gina likes to fuck but what really gets her wet is when I fuck her with weird and bizarre objects. We’ve had a lot of fun finding things in my apartment that I can fuck her slut with. Next weekend we’re staying at her place and I’m already keeping my eyes open for new and bizarre objects to stuff her vagina with!

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Some babes love to fuck. Some chickz love to suck peen. And some babes just love their pussies. They are totally infatuated with them. They like to diddle them. They like to show them off. And they love to stuff them with weird and bizarre objects. This babe is especially kinky. She will stuff her skank with anything that even remotely resembles a phallic object. She especially likes things with bumps and ridges and different textures and u might find her at any given time with a beer bottle or a cucumber or even a stuffed animal in her vag. She gets really worked up when she’s fucking her ho with something new and she climaxes so hard! And if she has an audience she’s even more thrilled because she knows that someone is watching her getting off while they get themselves off at the same time. So do her a favor and check her out!

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There are babes out there that like good old vanilla sex. They like missionary, they’ll suck boner if they have to, and they might try doggie style if they are feeling adventurous. Those are not my kinda chickz. Personally, I like freaky babes that are into all sorts of different things. I like a lady that isn’t afraid of exploring her boundaries or getting insane in the bedroom - or in the car, in the park, or where ever the mood might hit her. This babe is totally into experimentation. She likes to play with her muff and her newest thing is finding weird and bizarre objects to fuck herself with. So far she’s found that veggies, beer bottles, kitchen utensils, and stuffed toys make awesome fuck toys and her twat really loves the different sizes and textures. Yesterday she was in the bathroom giving her clit a work over with a toothbrush while she filled her twat with her curling iron!

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