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Why review a flick, Up and Cummers #3, over ten years old? Surely no one will ever rent or buy this piece of porn nostalgia. Right? Wrong! Anyone who hot sex will enjoy this DVD, its age notwithstanding. I got it originally for cover girl Vixxen, who was supremely sexy in her career. But I got a big when Krista graced the screen. This was one scorching performer! So old school is definitely good old school in this case.Volume of this long-running series begins like 99% of the others. Host Randy West interviews Vixxen, a very cute 20-year blonde. She says shes from Chicago, was formerly a dancer, this will be her fourth sex videos. Randy asks all usual inane questions from Ed Powers playbook (Do you like sex?) then lets Vixxen play with herself, including some vibrating toys. She was so cute in those days, no boob enhancement (magnificent natural tits medium breasts) and a tight, hard body spoiled only by an unsightly tat on her left ankle. Soon, Alex Sanders enters and proceeds to eat pussy licking. Randy briefly joins the action to get some head while is getting her slit licked. She then gives some pretty head, which leads to some great boinking, including anal. They RC, CG, standing mish, doggie, and doggie anal. They break when she asks for him come on her face so that he can go clean his rod. While Alex is away, we are introduced to Tom, Vixxens husband, who is so turned on watching wife screw Alex that hes sporting a huge woody. This break in the action kind destroys the momentum, but eventually Vixxen sucks off Alex and gives great PCH after taking his shot to the face and mouth.Krista is a cute brunette with shoulder-length hair and pleasant boltons. She tells Randy (and us) that shes 22, that shes from Houston where she was a dancer, and that this is about her sixth film. She does a scene that includes some toys. While she slips away to dress for her scene, we are to Mark Davis. He claims to hail from Essex, England, and that hes been the jizz biz for about nine months. For Davis fans, you cant believe how studly he looks here with a full head of dark, wavy hair and paunch. Krista returns they have a passionate go at each other that includes RC, doggie, CG, with Krista squirting while riding Marks cock. He eventually comes on kisser. Have your finger on the volume control during this scene, as she is a horrific screamer and a very hot lady! The IAFD lists 150 flicks for Krista; where have I been?(The light bulb just went on my head. I remember these two hooking up in Seymore Butts movie, On The Loose, in which Krista has very noisy orgasm riding sybian and another powerful climax riding Davis. That was also molten lava scene!)Next up are Lana Sands and Roxanne Blaze. They have a good bout (no toys) before Randy joins the fun. Their double blowjob on him is not to missed. Lana, brunette with tiny tits and hard body, is now veteran of over 200 movies, of course, but here she has little innocence about her. Blond Roxanne sports average, natural tits and is perfect complement to Lana. They work over Mr. West pretty good, some ass licking. After doing Roxanne doggie and Lana mish, he dumps his cum on both their faces as they do a little arguing over who should get the most.Randy is next seen in his editing and explains that he just doesnt have enough on this tape (remember tapes, before DVDs?) for his next contestant, Eve. But he does give us a little of things to come with the cute brunette giving him some good head and a couple minutes of him fucking her before the flick ends. She does appear in Volume #4.All in all, a solid effort. Vixxen and Krista are the highlights, but the threeway is also very well done. Randy overdoes his interviews a bit, but thats his style. Ive seen worse him. Theres a brief Ed Powers sighting, as he clowns behind during one of the editing room breaks. What a nitwit! There were no condoms used in the movie.As for the DVD, it the usual extras: picture gallery, website, and a preview of Volumes 10, 11, 29 and 49. There is a time code throughout flick, something missing from some of Randys DVDs. The quality is not great, but it is slightly better than VHS tape. The is good and all the scenes are well-lit with pretty good camerawork.
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How else can you describe this small slut other than exactly that – a cunt. Isabelle freely admits that she likes the weiner and will fuck any amount of men at any time. But one of her favorite pastimes is to finds some wild assed objects to see if they will somehow fit into her puss. Last night when the lamp went out in her bedroom she grabbed a light bulb to replace it and then had this wonderful idea to watch how many would fit in her vag.

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My latest fling is a hottie by the name of Isabelle and for some reason this lady just likes to stuff anything and everything into her tight little puss as well as her backside. At first I thought she just loved a good double penetration, my weiner in her vag and a toy in her ass. But as I got to know her better Isabelle started to slowly reveal a little more of herself and I have to admit I was more than just a petite curious.

The last time I was over at her place she had all kinds of objects just lying around and I asked her what was up. Isabelle told me that she was going to put on a show for me and proceeded to begin masturbating with everything that surrounded her. There were table legs and butt plugs. There were cucumbers and wrenches. It seemed a petite bizarre at first but I started getting into it as she moaned and groaned. Her grand finale was a light bulb in both her backside and her twat – what a way to light up a room!

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The Little Details Time: 90 min. Production Date: 1991 Director: American gay videos Productions Cast: Dr. Roger Ph. D. and Dr. Judy Seifer, Ph.D. host while give demonstrations. The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive had luck out of the Sinclair Intimacy Institute. Im not quite sure what expect here. Initial Reaction: It has a few ideas, but is fairly hit or miss and way too with not offending anybody. Who Should Watch It : People who are wanting to spice things up but are completely lost as to where to start Who Should Avoid It: looking for sex ideas by people who arent completely afraid of offending anybody The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are a little weak, and very similar to what Id expect the VHS release to look and sound like. The audio is pretty clear, but nothing too outstanding and it have a few minor background noises. The is much the same. Its nicely lit, but has some very minor grain. Music: The music soft and very non-threatening. Although Im sure this is great some people, others it might make it too soft and non-threatening and cause it to be boring instead. Disc Complaints: Theres no time stamp to feature, so if you stop movie, either on purpose or by accident, you might end up starting it again at beginning of chapter. This is something that always annoyed me, but this is also an older DVD and I think Sinclair has moved this problem. Menus: The menus extremely basic. The menu is plain and almost sterile. The menu lets you choose a based on a still of each and the subject of the chapter. The Feature Currently, we live in a culture thats fairly sexually. Yes, its getting better in many but its still hard to talk about sex in most places. Due to this the Sinclair Institute has put out several instructional lesbian movies. Theyre developed as being a video textbook, and Sinclair advocates watching them with your partner so you can stop it and talk about subjects as you go. This time around, the subject is ways that you can spice up your love life toys and games. After an introduction to the doctors including listing their credentials, the doctors talk about sex toys and some of their benefits, such as enhancing some sexual fantasies between couples. They a few different sex toys, both battery operated and non-electrical toys as well as toys for men, women, and both. They give suggestions for each toy, including tips for using them in public for added thrill. They cover the and disadvantages of each toy as well as covering some of the different varieties and materials used for each type of toy. After focusing on how soft and inoffensive the games they will be, as well as pointing out anything else that might go wrong, the doctors a few variations and games. They start out trying rooms other than the bedroom for sex and move on sex in the pool, at the office, or outdoors. They also briefly cover dressing up for sex food play before moving on with bondage games romantic sex. Theres a decent variety of toys and games covered through the movie, and often the different ideas have a scene to go along with them as a demonstration. topics covered through this episode are fairly hit or miss. The toy section is okay, but the at the start of the games section come off as overly concerned with what might go wrong. The doctors also hold things a little but seeming a bit full of themselves while also being extremely dry. They so hard to be non-threatening that they kill the fun that sex is often supposed to be. On the other hand, the sex scene with office sex is lot of fun. Theres great chemistry, but the couple is so vocal that I think everybody the building would know what was happening the office. Surprisingly, with all the warnings from the doctors what might go wrong, theres nothing ever mentioned keeping it quiet if others are around when youre going at it at the office, limiting how much you take off in case you hear somebody coming, or watching where the guy pops. The scenes are easily the best thing in the feature, and they a much better job of showing the ideas as being fun and approachable than the doctors do. Unfortunately, the doctors frequently talk through the scenes which interrupts the action and cools down what could some hot action to get people in the mood to play. Theres some good ideas and information here, but it rarely seems to be presented as as it might have been. The Better Sex Video Series Vol. 3: Making Fun With Games and Toys lacks a bit overall. Yes, there are some good tips and ideas here that are nicely but they often feel so concerned with making sex nonthreatening and making sure that everybody knows what might go wrong that it took much of the fun away from the sex. The only time it didnt was with office sex, and then they left out some very important thoughts like noise, people coming, and cleanup. I also credit a lot of the problems with the feeling being too soft and nonsexual to the doctorshosting the feature, who often come off as condescending (as well as being two people I dont want to think of having sex). I know I might not be the person this video was designed for because Im always looking for something new to try sexually, but I doubt Im the only person like who checks out this type of feature in hopes of learning something new. There were many times that I wanted turn off this feature just because of the hosts, as they often acted like they were talking an eight year old, not an adult. there are some decent ideas in The Better Sex Video Series Vol. 3: Making Sex Fun With Games and Toys, but the presentation often holds it back from being as strong as it have been. The Extra Stuff Theres several pages Sexual Health Information covering the Sinclair Intimacy Institute, a definition sexual health, the history explicit sexual health films, testimonials, and key points from consumer, customer, and professional research. Its all pretty dry, but makes a decent extra. The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff Themes: Educational, toys, masturbation, and male anal stimulation Raincoat Factor: Medium high Condom Usage: None The Bottom Line: Currently, many DVDs from the Sinclair Intimacy Institude can be found online for between about $10 and $22 with several stores offering them for around $15. Rent one first. It does a few good things, but its often so soft and concerned with not scaring anybody that it cripples itself a little. The technical aspects also lack a bit and isnt much effort put into the extras. Note to Sinclair Intimacy Institute: I know that its a good idea not to scare anybody off with instructional features like this, but it can be just as bad to make it so soft that turn people off to overall. I know this is one of your beginner movies, its nice to know that you pick things up over time after watching some of your later movies If you have any questions or comments, please e-mail me . reviews by Astroknight.